Viagra Volcano Erupts In Iceland
Written by Rupert Kircz | Thursday, 15 April 2010 | There are 5 comments
Nature has definitely flexed its muscles today to show who the boss is.
What is it about volcanoes and eruptions which are so awe inspiring and majestic and why is it that we are writing about this at Ukmedix News? Well we have a theory in the Ukmedix Newsroom which is that when a volcano shoots its load men all over the world identify with it in their sexual subconscious. Psychologists have speculated that men have a secret admiration and respect for volcanoes that women don’t understand because they don’t have penises.
Maybe this theory is a load of rubbish, but one thing for sure is that there are going to be a lot of jokes about volcanoes and sex coming up over the next week. In the same way that men made jokes about the world’s largest erection (building) the Burj Khalifa being built in Dubai, many men will be using this Icelandic eruption for a bit of banter down in the pub.
Since the recent eruption of the Eyjafjallajokull [bet you can’t pronounce that!] volcano in Iceland the whole of Europe has been brought to a standstill. Flights have been cancelled and holiday plans have been messed up. Heathrow Airport which is the largest UK Airport has had to shut down completely stranding thousands of passengers. Nature has definitely flexed its muscles today to show who the boss is.
This volcano which has been dormant for 200 years appears to have been given a strong dose of Viagra which caused it to Eyjafjallajokullate, (sorry bad joke but I couldn’t help it.)
And if you’re still wondering how to pronounce it, it goes like this ‘Ay uh full ay ho kull’. Read it slowly a few times, then see if you can say it without reading it and then if you want to look like a real smart arse walk around the office/home saying “hey any updates on Eyjafjallajokull”?
The UK National Air Traffic Service recently said that flights won’t be allowed into UK airspace until early Friday morning.
There are 5 comments on this article.
nicolee said:
my best friends dad had to go on buiseness trip to irland and now cant back for like another week coz if plane flys through the cloud of smoke which is made of sand and glass it will colgg the engine up and cause the plane to crash n fall out of the sky x
Liath said:
LOL, Nature is male now, is she? I suppose a man could have a worse role model than the Mid-Atlantic ridge,(grin). Thanks for rising to the occasion and publishing how to pronounce that volcano! Nicolee, your friend's dad might travel back by ferry. The ferry companies have never been so busy, everyone's going straight from the airports to the ports.
Fairness said:
Maybe Nicole's Dad gets sea sick! Have you thought of that Laith!!!!! Smart Arse!
Icelander said:
Our Volcanoes are the best. We stop all flights in EU! Ha.
European said:
Icelander you are SICK!!! many people have suffered, missed weddings, funerals, family events, business meetings, etc and all you can do is laugh??? hope I never meet you.
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