Unable to get his trousers on in the morning!

Ukmedix recently reported that Richard and Judy the famous morning television couple had experimented with the impotence drug and that Richard had said that it made everything “last longer”. We also reported on the fact that Hugh Hefner the owner of Playboy magazine said that without Viagra he couldn’t live the life that he’s living.

Now the Sun newspaper has gone one step further and has been busy collecting the comments of various famous people who have used the best selling impotence drug Viagra and has printed their comments. For example the famous Lord Brocket who became famous for having destroyed his Ferrari collection to claim the insurance money claims that with Viagra he was unable to get his trousers on in the morning. Men tend to exaggerate the effects of Viagra in their libido as to show off their virility. The actor Jack Nicholson claims that he only needs it when he’s with more than one woman, (exaggeration again?)

Stirling Moss who has been a regular appearer in Ukmedix News for his campaigns to highlight the problem of impotency following prostate surgery claims that he preferred the erectile dysfunction drug Levitra and that it was “awful not being able to achieve an erection”. Peter Stringfellow the aging nightclub owner says that Viagra “is a lot of fun” and Richard Harris the actor claims that he had the same problem as Lord Brocket with his trousers.

Possibly the funniest comment and the one that gets the prize from Ukmedix News was from Ozzy Obsbourne the legendary heavy metal rock star, who says that the Viagra drug works as a sleeping pill because whenever he takes it his wife goes to sleep! Older men whose libidos are on the wane through old age are clearly the people most grateful to Pfizer for producing the impotence drug Viagra.