Hell’s Angels suffer from a much higher rate of erectile dysfunction...

The police in Canada have been cracking down on organised crime and thus recently they decided to raid a whole lot of Hells Angel’s headquarters around the country and to arrest those who were breaking the law.  Almost as expected they found illegal weapons, illegal drugs and lots of other things that they should not have had.  What however surprised the police was that these Hell’s Angels had vast amounts of Viagra, the world famous erectile dysfunction drug made by Pfizer. 

Now most people would immediately think that the reason why the Hell Angel’s confraternity was dealing in Viagra was quite simply to make money and this was probably a major motivation for them. What the authorities are not aware of is that Hell’s Angels suffer from a much higher rate of erectile dysfunction when compared to most men.

It is not the fact that they lead unhealthy lives drinking, smoking and using illegal drugs like cocaine and LSD that causes most of the erectile dysfunction in Hell’s Angels but because research has shown that men who ride machines that vibrate for long periods of time, whether they be forklift trucks, big lorries or motorbikes are far more likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction when compared to men who do not use these machines. Also people who sit on seats that put pressure on the perineum where the penile artillery is located also suffer from higher rates of erectile dysfunction.

It makes you laugh to think that these macho men with their beards, leather and thunderous motorbikes have among the highest rates of impotence of all groups of men and that many of them are probably using a fair bit of the Viagra for themselves.  The chances are that the Viagra they were selling was either stolen or counterfeit as it is not possible to get hold of Viagra unless you are a licensed pharmacist all you have a prescription from a doctor.

Anyway all of this proves that riding a motorbike doesn’t mean that you are that hard after all.