President Pronounces Pork As Viagra Alternative

she had spent the weekend eating grilled pork and thngs went very well!!

The President of Argentina Cristina Fernandez, has come to the rescue of pork farmers in South America by saying that pork could work as an alternative remedy to the impotence drug Viagra! Pork farmers who have had their livelihood destroyed after the swine flu outbreaks are hoping that the comments of President Cristina Fernandez will help kick start the pork industry.

Despite the fact that there is no evidence that people can get the swine flu virus from eating pork the industry practically died overnight when the virus was first located in Mexico and began to be known as swine flu.

President Cristina Fernandez when talking to representatives of the national pig farming industry in Argentina specifically said that she had spent the weekend eating grilled pork and that it had definitely contributed to things going “very well that weekend”. Her televised speech about the benefits of pork even included the phrase “give it a go”.

So what did we think at Ukmedix News about this? Well, firstly the truth is that there is no clinical evidence that shows that eating pork has any effect on erectile function or female sexual function whatsoever. In fact the vegetarian lobbying group PETA would actually claim the opposite effect from eating pork. On the other hand you can’t blame President Fernandez for trying to give a shot in the arm to an industry which has been under a lot of pressure recently.

The Argentinian people eat more beef per head than any other nation worldwide and President Fernandez’s comments were also construed as trying to reduce the reliance of the nation’s economy on beef by diversifying into pork.

Ukmedix News has often reported on the ‘Viagra effect’ which is used by politicians and marketing people to draw attention to their products or ideas. Mention the word Viagra and you’ve got everybody’s attention!