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Winning The War On Terror With Viagra



Written by Stuart Stevens| Monday, 29 December 2008| There are 6 comments

an Afghan warlord who was in his fifties and who had four young wives...

The American government has come across a novel new way of fighting the war on terror in Afghanistan which is proving to be extremely effective. By using the erectile dysfunction medication Viagra as an incentive for local Afghan war lords to give up information about movements of Taliban troops, the American intelligence services are reaping huge rewards.

winning the war on terror with viagra

Fighting the war on terror in Afghanistan has proved to be extremely difficult as enemy troops hide in huge mountain caves and have a network of tunnels which the American troops are unable to access. The use of Viagra to tempt the Afghan warlords to give information has confirmed how highly men regard having good erectile function.

In one of many cases an Afghan warlord who was in his fifties and who had four young wives was given a small bag of Viagra; four days later he offered up a huge amount of information and promised much more if more Viagra would be forthcoming.

The great advantage of using Viagra as an incentive is that it is the not going to do any harm to anyone else. In the past when weapons or money have been offered to Afghan warlords in exchange for information problems have occurred with the cash and guns getting into the wrong hands. The only people who are likely to complain about the offering of free Viagra to Afghan warlords are their wives and this is something that the American government is unlikely to concern itself with.

Another great advantage of using Viagra as an incentive is that the warlords who give information do not become conspicuous as they do when they suddenly come into large amount of cash. American reports show how some warlords have gone and bought themselves flashy cars, watches and jewellery when coming into money from passing information and this has put them in danger and many of them have been killed. By using the bribe of Viagra things can be done extremely discreetly leaving no obvious signs.

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There are 6 comments on this article.

On December 29, 2008 @ 15:50
julie said:
Men!!! They can only think with their xxxxs. No wonder their are so many wars in the world...
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On December 30, 2008 @ 15:28
the 'impotance' of being Earnest! said:
it just shows how neccessary it is if they can give up their secret information for it!!!
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On January 01, 2009 @ 08:43
Rachel B said:
That is hilarious!

using viagra as a man-tool to penetrate the murky areas of a group little understood by them.

Perfect!
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On January 03, 2009 @ 05:12
XXX said:
These are the soil saler, so think what they would not do for their satisfication? These are the heroes of Afghan Jihad
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On May 03, 2011 @ 13:58
chase motherfucking m said:
whats there xxxx? dont you mean dick
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On September 18, 2012 @ 14:23
Susannah said:
Cheers pal. I do appreciate the wirntig.
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