Written by Rupert Kircz | Tuesday, 27 January 2009 | There are 19 comments
men try to do flying leaps in the bedroom
If you are squeamish don’t read on….
This article is about Broken Penis Syndrome which occurs when an erect penis is subjected to extreme force which causes it to break causing extreme pain and erectile dysfunction.
Broken Penis Syndrome can occur when sexual games get out of control or during extremely vigorous intercourse. This can happen for example when the woman is on top and the penis instead of entering the vagina misses and is crushed by the woman. Other cases of men suffering from Broken Penis Syndrome have occurred when men try to do flying leaps in the bedroom such as the case of a man who climbed on top of the wardrobe so that he could penetrate his wife who was lying on the bed.
Men should be aware that the penis is breakable and therefore they should take care. When the penis breaks, the membrane which surrounds the corpora cavernosa is torn. The corpora cavernosa are chambers which fill up with blood when your erection occurs. The membrane surrounding them is called the tunica albuginea and is designed to protect the chambers but obviously with extreme stress it can be torn and if this happens the blood can leak out of the corpora cavernosa and cause swelling and bruising. There are reports of people having heard a popping sound when the tunica albuginea is ruptured and the blood escapes from the corpora cavernosa.
If this happens to you, you must immediately go and get medical help at hospital. It may be extremely embarrassing for you but if you don't get immediate help you may never be able to have sexual intercourse again which in the long term could cause far more stress and humiliation.
The treatment for this condition involves getting a general anesthetic and undergoing surgery to sew up the torn areas of the tunica albuginea. The tears normally occur not along the penis but around it and will obviously require specialist and delicate surgery. Around five or six weeks are normally required before the penis is back to its previous condition and sexual intercourse can be resumed.
Remember that you only have one penis so look after it!
There are 19 comments on this article.
Tom said:
Aaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhh. Just thinking about it is painful...
Dr Henry said:
Dont panic...respect your woman and respect you Penis and all should be fine...
Mr Bozo said:
You mean...
Don't panic...Woman! respect my penis and all will be fine?
ACamBrat said:
A good friend broke his dick while at the sauna. Talk about life's most embarrassing moment! It later blew up to the size of a football [American] and was the colour of an old eggplant!
Now even though I know that a penis doesn't have a bone, and that your illustration is a humourous photo manipulation. But there's a few naive young studs who stumble over articles like this, and neglect to read the text about the reality of hemorrhaged erectile tissue.
King Kong said:
I think monkeys and all apes have real bones in their penises... They have real boners then. A whale has a nine foot penis! wahey eh?
elvis said:
Uh huh
That sure there tiddlywick gone broke his banjo.
At least its a good snap.
joe said:
The penis is a pressures thing!!! Lest take care of it…
roberto said:
a friend of mine 'broke' his penis having sex. It was big and black after, he had to go to hospital and couldn't use it for 4 weeks.
That tought him..
mart22 said:
ha. ha. ha. serves all you idiots right. dont play games with your man.
LilD said:
Mr Bozo ur an IDIOT... Go do something productive with ur life beacuse the from what i see ur never going to get laid if thats how u talk to/ about girls. Get a brain and a life, you'd be doing us all a favor... :)
respect said:
reading through all these coments makes me realise why they say mens brains are in their..dicks! HaHa
Mike said:
There is no bone is a dick!
anon said:
Sometimes when i get a boner i push on it to make it go away. I hear a popping noise and it feels good but there is no bruising or swelling or pain! what do i do
anon said:
My dick, is 2cm long and i am rather worried. My boyfriend says its fine but makes me wear a strap on. I feel degraded. Is it broken or have i got other issues that i need to see a doctor about. My nipples are extra long is that to replace my 2cm dick??
please help my body is rather strange. My boyfriend likes it when i bum him with my nipples because i cant give him pleasure any other way but it is really sore!! and i think my nipples will brake is there such thing as nipple syndrom.
anon said:
My dick, is 2cm long and i am rather worried. My boyfriend says its fine but makes me wear a strap on. I feel degraded. Is it broken or have i got other issues that i need to see a doctor about. My nipples are extra long is that to replace my 2cm dick??
please help my body is rather strange. My boyfriend likes it when i bum him with my nipples because i cant give him pleasure any other way but it is really sore!! and i think my nipples will brake is there such thing as nipple syndrom.
johnny1 said:
anon are you girl cause you said that you had a 2cm dick.so are you a girl or a boy.
Jamanko Hulu said:
I have a very big and long dick, when in full erection it measures 39cm. i neven had sex in day time, and night lights are off, because my victims run away when they saw my dick, please help me.
jake said:
my dick is 4cm long is that a problm my boyfriend say its fine but i think its not
jake said:
Hey Jamanlo Hulu - It's not your dick that's broken - It's your ruler! 39cm = 15 inch dick. I don't think so!
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