Gustav Scared To Impotence

There is no doubt that a serious shock could cause erectile dysfunction...

A man in Germany is claiming in a court of law that fire crackers can cause erectile dysfunction. Not the normal type however that we write about at Ukmedix News but erectile dysfunction in ostriches! Apparently the story goes that some unruly adolescents set off a whole load of firecrackers just outside an Ostrich Farm near Dresden and since that day the owner of the ostrich in question claims that the poor bird has not been able to perform sexual at all. The Ostrich that is called Gustav was previously virile and sexually active with his two female ostriches but since the night of the firecrackers was not able to have sex for 6 months costing his owner a great deal of money in lost earnings. The farmer claims that in the time when Gustav was impotent he could have produced 14 baby ostriches worth about 500 euros each. The boys that set off the firecrackers may be held liable for damages if the court rules in favour of the farmer.
This is not the first time that we have come across angry owners of animals that suffer from erectile dysfunction. In one case last year the owner of a horse gave it Viagra in the hope that the stallion would breed. He claims it worked but no scientific proof is available for horses and Viagra so we were little sceptical about it in the Ukmedix newsroom.

There is no doubt that a serious shock could cause erectile dysfunction to an animal or even to a man, In order to have good sexual function it is necessary to be relaxed and if a shock has caused you great anxiety then you may have erectile problems. However at Ukmedix we have not come across any direct cases of loud bangs and shocks causing erectile dysfunction in men…only in ostriches so far!